Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon to Nashville Massage Therapist in Old Hickory. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a 60-minute combination Swedish and deep-tissue massage (a $50 value).
• For $35, you get a 90-minute combination Swedish and deep-tissue massage (a $70 value).

Sure-handed therapist Christopher Robinson coaxes out deposits of muscular stress with an array of modalities and specialized products. Swedish techniques employ graceful, flowing motions that target the superficial layers of muscle and attempt to loosen stiff joints while easing away the tension caused by impersonating a bonsai tree. Once the dermal waters are calmed, Christopher delves into the musculature with deep-tissue techniques intended to loosen muscles and encourage the healthy, torrential circulation of blood and oxygen throughout the body. This modality can also break down rigid scar tissue and release toxins trapped within the subdermal layers. Massages include the application of an organic cream that hydrates skin with a dynamic duo of sea kelp and blue malva while such botanicals as aloe vera soothe patients with their stress-banishing fragrances. All treatments occur within a comfortable room, complete with an ergonomically designed massage table and soft music played by a local kazoo virtuoso.

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