Eating healthy can raise questions such as, "Are crayons a fruit or a vegetable?" and "How many steaks does a growing baby need?" Answer culinary questions with today's Groupon to Natural Food Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $5, you get $10 worth of grab-and-go meals and desserts.
• For $15, you get $30 worth of fresh produce, beef and poultry. Dedicated to transforming ordinary human beings into solar-powered pictures of health and wellness, the organic-food-and-vitamin supermarket conjures a bounty of fresh edibles and conveniently prearranged meals. Those springing for the first option may munch on spinach salad laden with strawberries, almonds and feta cheese ($7.95), or spoon up chicken-and-rice soup to gain an aqueous protein burst ($4.50). For guests looking to create their own cuisine concoctions, fresh, organic produce is delivered every Wednesday night. Succulent strawberries decadently burst with antioxidant sweetness ($5.59, subject to change), and Klamath pearl potatoes flavorfully fill up landlocked oyster shells ($3.99, subject to change). To complement the ground-grown goodies, Natural Food Center cuts grassfed rib eyes or New York strip steaks, pleasing meat-favorers and health-conscious lycanthropes alike (market price).