What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Natural Health Center in Sarasota. Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $135 value).
- For $55, you get a 90-minute deep-tissue massage (a $202.50 value).
Natural Health Center’s licensed massage therapist Timothy Ray Laber wields 37 years of experience helping clients with health-minded handiwork. Each deep-tissue massage employs pressurized kneading to break through the corporeal topsoil and soothe the body's roiling internal core of magma. Timothy may also attempt to disarm plaguing pains such as chronic muscle tension and knots. After the mollycoddling sessions, freshly kneaded visitors may note a greater sense of serenity marked by deeper breathing and sounder sleeping, both at home and in the middle of quarterly financial meetings.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Natural Health Center
Natural Health Center's doctor of oriental medicine, Mary Kay Cetan, taps into the ideologies of traditional Chinese medicine, which dates back more than 5,000 years and conceptualizes the body as a landscape affected by emotional and physical climates. Holistic services and supplements combat both acute and chronic ailments. Hair-thin acupuncture needles safely boost blood and energy flow to assuage pain and enhance internal functions, such as the digestive process that turns blue cotton candy back into blueberries. A licensed massage therapist with more than 35 years of kneading experience aims soothing strokes at pent-up aches, tension, and knots. Honed over 2,000 years, homeopathy mediates bodily discordances with diluted doses of irritants, such as a naturally derived onion substance that wards off watery eyes or a pulverized Cupid's arrow that heals heartbroken clients.