What You'll Get
Although auditory learners do well in the classroom, kinesthetic learners require a more hands-on approach, such as memorizing the periodic table while handling Legos made of halogens and noble gas. Move to the top of class with today's Groupon to Natural Touch Massage in Plattsmouth. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a signature facial (a $50 value).
- For $27, you get a one-hour signature massage (a $55 value).
Natural Touch Massage is an eco-friendly massage studio and spa dedicated to organic treatments. Nancy Woodard is the studio's friendly, experienced massage therapist, backing her methodical backrubs with 15 years of professional experience. During the one-hour signature massage, Nancy will employ organic, chemical-free ingredients in conjunction with a specialized internal GPS device to locate clients' murkiest stress puddles. Then, using strategic kneads and intuitive strokes, she'll manipulate muscles until they are warm and malleable, causing physical tension to evaporate into the air as quickly as Kool-Aid spilled on Mercury.
Mug-treaters may choose from three earthy flavors of organic facial: beta-carotene-pumped pumpkin, detoxifying clay, and chocolate. Each variety is free of chemicals and nut oils and is concocted to banish toxins, denounce the signs of aging, and defy the sun's scolding glances.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Valid for listed service only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.