Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today’s Groupon to Natural Touch Massage Therapy. Choose between the following options:
- For $27, you get a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $55 value).
- For $40, you get a 90-minute therapeutic massage (an $80 value).<p>
Before gently kneading tense musculature, Natural Touch Massage’s licensed massage therapist, Stuart Blystone, consults with relaxers in a warm, private room to determine any health problems and areas that need extra coddling. Stuart’s soothing hands then get to work, stretching and loosening taught tendon knots and chipping away at excess tightness with varying amounts of pressure. As oiled muscles turn to butter, patrons may begin to experience benefits such as increased circulation, greater flexibility, and relief from backaches and pains. Guests can drift off to the sounds of soft music playing in the cozy room and enter new heights of relaxation as stress related to work, school, and repeated attempts to become the World’s Least Stressed Human quickly evaporate.
Though Natural Touch Massage sometimes features a discounted price for new clients and students, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
731 E Locust St.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53212