Baseball games offer a convenient opportunity to experience skillful bat strokes without frequenting dark caves or Bruce Wayne’s piñata parties. Avoid being pelted with flying mammals and candy bars with today’s Groupon. For $14, you get four reserved-seat tickets to an NC State baseball game, a $28 value. Groupons may be redeemed at the box office on game day for any remaining 2010 home game. There is no limit on Groupon purchases and seats are distributed on a first-come, first-served basis.

Playing at the historic Doak Field at Dail Park, the Wolfpack welcomes fans to a newly renovated stadium featuring a state-of-the-art drainage and irrigation system, comfy chair-back seating, tasty concession stands, and a teleportation pod hot dog-delivery system. Led by senior Kyle Wilson’s .413 batting average and 11 swiped bases, as well as junior pitcher Grant Sasser’s 2.25 ERA, the Wolfpack currently holds third place in the Atlantic Division of the Atlantic Coast Conference. See the squad throw, dive, and menacingly growl their opponents into submission as they run across a lush outfield speckled with tall timber bats.

Thanks to the right to bare glove arms, laissez-faire swinging, and an abundance of hot dogs, it’s no wonder baseball is America’s pastime. With today’s Groupon, fans can experience high-flying athleticism and mashing home-run swings, unlike attending a stuffy cricket game that features substitution without representation and lengthy seventh-inning teatime breaks.