Without clothing to keep them company, love-letter-filled shoe boxes and love-letter-filled skeletons would find the closet very lonely. Acquire closet companions with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of apparel and gifts at College Town.

Just a short walk from the heart of the OSU's campus, College Town stocks its scholarly shelves with a surplus of Buckeye Nation apparel and merchandise. Prevent upper bodies from going naked into the world with a gray full-zip hooded sweatshirt ($19.95–$24.95), or prevent precious head heat from escaping with a Nike honor-roll beanie ($20). Women can look stylish while professing undying devotion to their school with zebra-print sweatpants ($29.95), or dress your burgeoning buckeye in an infant bodysuit and sneak him or her onto the advance-registration sheet for best dorms on campus.

College Town also houses an array of Ohio State accessories in its gift section, including diploma frames ($239.95), flip flops ($13.29), and real buckeye earrings ($8.95) to sate your hungry shoulder squirrel.