The head's most mild-mannered residents, ears are forced to live in constant fear of being pierced, boxed, or rubbed by hockey players for good luck. Give your sonic conduits a well-earned gift with today's Groupon to see The NKOTBSB Tour featuring New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys, with special guest Matthew Morrison, at Hersheypark Stadium on Saturday, July 30, at 7:30 p.m. All seating is assigned on a first-purchased, first-served basis. In order to sit together, customers must purchase tickets together. Doors open at 6 p.m., and tickets will be available for pickup at Will Call. Choose between the following options:

• For $34, you get one ticket in section 5 (a $54.50 value before fees, or up to a $68.50 value online, including all Ticketmaster fees).
• For $45, you get one ticket in section 7 or 8 (a $74.50 value before fees, or up to an $89.40 value online, including all Ticketmaster fees).

Beloved boy bands New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys rev the engines of adoration among droves of fans with their poptastic summer tour. New Kids on the Block has been plucking heartstrings and handcrafting harmonies since 1986, combining a collection of international hits such as "Hangin' Tough" and "Step by Step" with five-part choreography and fashionable duds. Following in its footsteps, the Backstreet Boys began blowing up charts in the '90s, producing a songbook replete with favorites such as "I Want It That Way," "All I Have to Give," and "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)." The NKOTBSB Tour brings both acts together for a songful extravaganza, forming the more perfect union prophesied nearly 50 years ago by the Constitution. The Saturday, July 30 concert also includes the vocal virtuosity of special guest and Glee star Matthew Morrison, adding to an ear-pleasing stew of dulcet melodies sure to soothe the most savage beast or most irascible mail carrier.