Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a 75-minute hot-stone massage with an exfoliating skin brush and hydrating mud foot treatment at Northern Lights Spa in Williamsburg.

Northern Lights Spa offers a full catalog of healing services that can be individualized to soothe specific tensions. Stressful things such as jobs and stress can transform your once-nimble muscles into rigid two-by-fours. A hot-stone massage will relight your internal furnace and flexibilify your tense muscles. For 75 minutes, one of Northen Lights' friendly massage therapists strategically arranges gently heated smooth basalt-lava stones on your body to deliver a comfortable warmth that will drain away tension and bring your muscles to optimal stress-exorcism temperature. For a shoulder-to-toe experience, an exfoliating and relaxing body brushing and hydrating honey mud foot treatment will accompany your massage. Those accumulating Earth-conscious karma can rejoice in Northern Lights' administration of Aubrey Organics' skincare products and natural massage oils. Call to schedule an appointment.

Reviews

Though reviews on Northern Lights Spa are still growing, four SpaFinders and three Google Mappers give it a perfect five-star rating:

• I had a wonderful visit to the Northern Lights Spa this morning. I had a massage with Anne, who was FANTASTIC. I would definitely recommend this spa to friends and will be visiting again. – DonnieB, SpaFinder
• I highly recommend Northern Lights to everyone - welcoming staff, soothing atmosphere and excellent service! – A Google Maps review on 09/27/10
• I had a hot stone massage and facial with Alexandra, and she was wonderful! She is very knowledgeable about her art and the products she uses. – KaraM, SpaFinder