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What You'll Get
For centuries, mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a 90-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or neuromuscular massage (a $65 value) at Nu Era Massage, located in Metairie.
Nu Era Massage’s trained therapists refurbish world-weary meat suits with a range of soothing and healing massage techniques. During the Swedish massage, oils-enabled hands and elbows glide over tense muscles, applying firm and gentle pressure. The deep-tissue massage dives deep into inner muscle layers and connective tissues to dig stress out by the roots, alleviating back pains caused by bad posture or toting novelty-size bowling balls around Atlas-style. A holistic alternative to traditional massage, neuromuscular therapy applies static pressure to specific points on the body to help restore balance to the central nervous system.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Nu Era Massage
Michael Tillman and the Nu Era Massage staff tend to clients' limbs and torsos in a comfortable and relaxing spa-like space. Using Swedish, deep-tissue, and neuromuscular modalities, Tillman helps to relieve pain, promote circulation, and usher clients toward a state of relaxation that's typically only felt by napping pet rocks.