Nuts provide more riboflavin than broccoli, more phosphorus than Legos, and more savory crunch than a karate-chopped two-by-four. Get the most out of your snackables with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of nuts, candy, and dried fruit from Nuts Online.

Nuts Online is a repository of dried, shippable snacks, with more than 2,000 types of nuts, dried fruit, chocolates and candies, organic foods, and much more. Nuts Online covers all its legume bases with hundreds of almonds, walnuts, roasted pistachios, and beyond. Honey-pistachio energy squares ($4.49 for an eight-ounce container) will keep you awake through long PowerPoints on how to write compelling PowerPoints, while a pound of macadamia nuts dipped in dark chocolate ($11.99) will take you to an island paradise far more effectively than any Successories poster about maximizing value. Moist, succulent, organic Turkish figs ($7.99 a pound) make a delicious snack and are traditionally considered an aphrodisiac, so be sure to share them with any comely coworkers. For a more temporal departure, treat your nostalgic sweet tooth to a colorful assortment of rainbow circus peanuts ($3.99 a pound) or pitch watery woo to a mermaid sweetheart with a pound of salt-water taffy ($3.99). Noshers on restricted diets—be they raw, kosher, sugar-free, gluten-free, or jelly bean-only—will find a plethora of nibbles to suit their needs as well. For a healthful guide to offerings organized by nutrient, see here.

Once a chocolate-glazed open-air bulk-nut stand, Nuts Online’s current Internut incarnation is in its third generation of family-ownedness. With an online selection to suit each taste bud in your tongue collection, procure some personal peanuts, or warm a friend's new mantle with a palate-pleasing gift with today’s Groupon.