Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science project battery. Make sure your body is fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $30, you get $65 toward massage or facial services at Oasis Massage and Spa on North 132nd Street.

Oasis Massage and Spa offers a wide range of soothing massages and rejuvenating facials in an aesthetically peaceful spa atmosphere. During a 60-minute massage ($63), the mitten fillers of a master massage therapist will skate smooth circles and figure eights on back surfaces, boosting circulation, oxygenating muscles, and promoting peacefulness with your choice of technique. Battle pockets of pressure with a deep-tissue massage, rejuvenate muscles with a sports massage, and expose bodies to blissful relaxation without taking a dip in a hot tub of Silly String thanks to a Swedish massage. Each 60-minute facial ($65) sheds complexion-battering layers of dead skin while polishing mugs with services such as a chemical peel, an anti-aging facial, and a thoroughly masculine men’s face treatment. Relax while treating fleshoskeletons to some overdue pampering with today’s stress-blasting Groupon.

This Groupon is not valid for specials, and it may not be used with corporate discounts.

Reviews

CityVoters give Oasis Massage and Spa an average of five stars:

• Best care in Omaha! Small town hospitality with big city amenities. – pbirky12
• The quality of the massages is the reason I go once to three times a month. They are relaxing and theraputic [sic] at a very reasonable cost. You cannot beat them! – oasislover