Accessorizing was first established by Earth, which decided to adorn its curvaceous, celestial body with a bright, dangly moon. Decorate your own being with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of accessories, jewelry, and clothing at Old Hollywood in the Flatiron District and Brooklyn.
Old Hollywood, which was recognized by New York magazine for Best Jewelry, peddles vintage-inspired accessories. Drawing inspiration from the starlets and film vixens of yore, staff fashionsmiths at the New York boutique festoon wrists and necks with whimsical pieces such as an Abe the Babe pendant, a 2-inch portrait of America's 16th prime minister enveloped in a vintage brass setting that dangles to its nadir from an 18-inch chain ($38).
A black sharktooth necklace decorates décolletages with an oxidized sterling-silver biting-device pendant cast from the dental area of an authentic shark and hangs from a jump ring interlaced with an 18-inch chain ($40). Or take a peek at a compass keychain ($10), which indicates which way is proper north and how to get to the nearest taco stand.