Poetry would be entirely composed of haikus and sonnets dedicated to cakes and pastries if poets didn't devour their idyllic subjects before having a chance to write. Today's Groupon says what meter and rhythm cannot: for $5, you get $10 worth of baked goods at Olde Towne Bakery in Abbotsford.

Olde Towne Bakery's expert bakers tempt nostrils and taste buds alike with a variety of sweets, breads, and buns fashioned from scratch daily. Olde Towne's newborn dough, made with preservative-free, unbleached wheat flour, matures into angst-free, unencumbered loafs of whole wheat ($3.45), spelt ($5.50) and black Russian rye ($5.40). Brown rice bread ($6.45) and Danish dark rye ($4.80) satiate the gluten-sensitive, while cookies in chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin ($0.95 each, $5.25 for 12), and peanut butter ($1 each, $5.75 for 12) flavors can be stuffed into sweet-seeking gobs or misbehaving DVD players. Tumble face-first into cozy loaf cakes made in hazelnut, lemon ($14.75 each), and mocha ($15.20) varietals, or disappear teeth-first into multitude of delicious cakes, sweets, pies and quick breads .