The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but to make it that far, you have to be disguised as baked goods. Hone your culinary camouflage with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of worldly pastries and more at Olde Towne Kolaches & Bakery, located at the corner of Westheimer Road and Fondren Road.
Lauded as Houston’s ultimate kolache destination, Olde Towne Kolaches & Bakery offers Texans an extensive menu of traditional Czech baked goods and fresh, made-from-scratch doughy desserts. The kolache, which first arrived in the U.S. after Lady Liberty implored Europe to send its tired, hungry masses and two centuries’ worth of its most beloved desserts, is a hand-baked pastry filled with sweet or savory ingredients. Unlike Americanized versions of the pastry, which are often loaded with tiny cherry pies and M-80s, Olde Towne’s selection stays true to the treat’s Czech roots, so you can grab a sausage and cheese ($1.75/$18.95 dozen) or a Texified ranchero ham, egg, and cheese ($2.10/$22.75 dozen) kolache for non-dessert noshing. Fruit-laden varieties ($1.05/$12 dozen) include apple, blueberry, raspberry, and more, and veggie options, such as the spinach, egg, and cheese ($1.85/$19.95 dozen), offer pastried protein without the risk of involuntary invisibility associated with perfectly cooked meat. Cinnamon rolls ($2/$22 dozen) and muffins ($1.55/$16.75 dozen) are also available, as are individual sweets and hot, fresh coffee. Holiday shoppers can peruse Olde Towne's holiday menu to get acquainted with its seasonal treats, including gourmet pies, dinner rolls, and cookie trays. Nationwide shipping is also available, although not included in the Groupon.
At Olde Towne Kolaches & Bakery, all menu items and ingredients are baked fresh daily, and the dedicated staff arrives early enough to whisper words of encouragement to the soon-to-be-beaten eggs. Grab today's Groupon to Olde Town Kolaches & Bakery to artfully stock family breakfasts or informal early-morning antitrust hearings with European charm and baked-good vibes.
Woodlake/ Briar Meadow
8821 Westheimer Rd.
Houston, Texas 77063Get Directions