Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today’s Groupon to Om Spa Chiropractic and Wellness. Choose from the following options:

• For $40, you get a 50-minute signature massage (an $85 value).
• For $69, you get a 50-minute signature massage and a chiropractic exam (a $285 value).
• For $79, you get a 50-minute signature massage and a 50-minute signature facial (a $165 value).
  
  

The certified wellness gurus at Om Spa Chiropractic foster softer muscles, straighter spines, and purer visages through an array of holistic health-spa services. During the 50-minute signature massage, a trained therapist generously coats dermises in essential oils before customizing massage modalities, focusing on neuromusculoskeletal, to evict tension and soreness from corporeal cages and release them into the wild. Therapists book private rooms for an extra 20 minutes to ensure a full 50 minutes of kneading and that they have enough time to swap noodling tips with patrons.

By combining the signature massage with a chiropractic exam, relaxers can ensure that spinescapes receive extra care as doctors search for bulging discs, pinched nerves, and vestigial dorsal fins, as well as discuss treatment options for any possible issues. Those in need of visage refurbishment can combine the massage with a signature facial. Guests work with a skincare specialist to tailor the 50-minute facial, selecting handmade fruit and herbal cleansers, moisturizers, serums, and masks from Éminence Organic Skin Care to treat such facade concerns as premature aging, rosacea, and sun damage.

The treatments take place amid the 3,048-square-foot spa’s burnt umber walls and dark hardwood floors, and tranquil music gently transports minds away from the bustle of the outside world. Clients can sip mango mimosas while reclining on the lobby’s couch or visually nosh on the abundant plant life and Buddha busts, which delight spa-goers by periodically breaking their stoic silence to request a facial.

If you decide to purchase additional treatment, you have the legal right to change your mind within three days and receive a refund.