What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $35, you get a 45-minute Chinese healing massage (a $58 value) plus your choice of an herbal foot soak or a hand paraffin treatment (both a $14 value) at Oriental Retreat & Spa in Kirkland.
From peaceful spa confines, Oriental Retreat & Spa's licensed and certified practitioners carefully ply their rejuvenating trade and erase tension from the body's ledgers. Customers can embark on a roughly 60-minute journey to healing with today's deal. The 45-minute chi gong tuina massage uses traditional Chinese principles and the knowledge of acupressure points to unblock the body's chi channels, thereby eliminating pain and convincing the corpus to properly balance itself on the seesaw of life. This precise, thorough technique is especially good at treating stress, back pain, tight muscles, headaches, and injuries from fight scenes that involve a lot of wires. After the massage, guests can either give their plum pluckers a soothing hand paraffin treatment, or pamper their sandcastle kickers by immersing them in the reviving waters of an herbal foot soak.
Oriental Retreat & Spa likes to keep things natural and uses products that contain no artificial ingredients, chemicals, synthetic scents, or cake sprinkles. Today's Groupon will knead the pain out of your body without you having to trick another baker into thinking that you are a large piece of dough. Call to set up an appointment.
- The masseuses are highly skilled and really work on your muscles; no lazy hands here! The pressure is intense and you will leave feeling as if your muscles have really been manipulated. Look forward to a good sleep later on! – gourmandechezelle, Citysearch
- The people are suberb [sic], professional, and very nice. Been several times and each time has been wonderful! Highly recommend. – sandreini, CityVoter
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. No cash back. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.