What You'll Get
Since their near-simultaneous invention in the 1930s, yoga and Pilates have been locked in the smiling ferocity of mortal frenemy combat, each vying for wellness superiority. Today’s Groupon lets you choose sides: for $25, you get two yoga or Pilates classes (or one of each, normally $20 a piece) along with an eyebrow shaping at Palm Wellness Center (normally $15), a combined $55 value. Receive a full bushel of physical uplift with toning exercises and slick facial aesthetics that scream 2010.
Once a house designed for the living comforts of 1890s Americans, the home base for the Palm Wellness Center is now a beautiful two-story building employing renovated versions of late 19th-century yoga practices. Enter into a zone of focused posture, controlled breathing, and deep concentration that connects the countless limbs of your body into one unified being through the synchronized flows of yoga. Small yoga classes of up to five classmates provide extra attention and a relaxed environment for you and your yoga clothes. Your flexibility and balance will increase to friendly mutant levels—you be reaching for whole grain cereals from the most dangerous of shelves.
If you’re feeing more Pilat-y than yogic, Pilates mat classes are an excellent way to honor your cravings and craft your body into a statue of quiet strength and dove-like tranquility. Hour-long Pilates mat classes will lengthen and tighten your muscles and lend a sense of purpose to your massive collection of Pilates mats sitting in storage.
A newly toned physique demands attractive eyebrows to express its feelings of well-being. You can admire your tightened triceps with a seductive gaze from beneath brows skillfully crafted by Palm Wellness’s experienced aestheticians.
No matter how long and arduous your 2009 has been, there’s no woe that can’t be stretched or sculpted away by the rejuvenating services at Palm Wellness Center. By giving your body relaxing exercise and your eyes the shapely frames they deserve, the slippery slope of good habits that follows will leave you prepared for a new decade of hilarious Night Court reruns and significant advances in particle physics.
Today’s Groupon is for new clients only. Be sure to reserve your class spot and schedule eyebrow shaping in advance.
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Though there are few online reviews, one Google Maps reviewer gives the business a perfect five stars:
- I love the personal attention I get from Palm Wellness Center. In my pilates classes I not only learn how to do the exercises correctly, but also get tips on how to improve my posture and healthy lifestyle. And the Palm Wellness Center is beautiful!...Anyone looking to improve their health and their appearance should start visiting Palm Wellness Center. – Nicole
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. Call to reserve a spot in class. Eyebrow shaping by appointment only; 24-hour cancellation policy. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.