What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $35, you get a 65-minute Swedish relaxation massage at Paradise Massage and Day Spa (a $74 value), located about 40 minutes from Tampa in Treasure Island.
The experienced knot nullifiers at Paradise Massage and Day Spa place each muscle-bound mammal in a calming, comfortable atmosphere before unleashing their soothing, 65-minute Swedish relaxation massage, which employs light to medium pressure to level out stress-bumps and alleviate tautness. The smooth, gliding strokes combine with oils or lotions to ease muscle tension and promote relaxation, allaying overworked bodies and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from your ear by a street magician.
Quiet music and soft lighting lull the body into a healthy trance in each of Paradise Massage and Day Spa's spacious, luxury treatment rooms. The spa’s certified therapists have notched at least 10 years of experience apiece untying muscle knots like dexterous sailors with surprisingly kempt hands. Call ahead to make your appointment.
- My experience at Paradise Spa was absolutely WONDERFUL. The Spa was beautiful and the massage was one of the best of my life. They were very accomdating [sic], gentle and nurturing. – Deana, Yahoo! Local
- The spa has such a relaxing environment, as it's tucked away in a little corner of a plaza, you forget where you are while you are in this little oasis. Very professional, very courteous and again the best massage! – El Crusho, Google Maps
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By 48-hr advance appointment only. 24-hr cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Paradise Spa
The team of aestheticians at Paradise Spa takes a holistic approach to inner and outer beauty. Staffers don’t just custom blend masks for facials and pamper feet with whirlpool baths during pedicures; they also ensure that clients’ inner health is taken care of with holistic wellness sessions that can balance chakras, develop spiritual awareness, and ease emotional blockages. The spa’s hydrotherapy sessions tend to muscles and nerves simultaneously by combining warm, bubbling waters with aromatic herbal blends of lavender, eucalyptus, and rosemary. Underwater LED color-light therapy, a contemporary healing technique, enhances the baths without the hassle of lassoing a rainbow and yanking it into the tub.
The spa’s licensed massage therapists take over to knead muscles using Swedish, hot-stone, and deep-tissue techniques as well as to guide clients through the stretching of Thai yoga massage. During a full day at the spa, clients can pair one of these massages with a full-body exfoliation or a body wrap made with natural ingredients, such as blueberries or moor mud. The relaxation marathons unfold against the backdrop of the spa’s golden walls, potted plants, soft lighting, and quiet music.