With the exception of painting faces, wearing foam fingers, and lighting brush fires in the shape of mascots, the best way to signal allegiance at a college basketball game is to wear a logoed T-shirt. Proclaim your team preference with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of sports and golf gear at Paradise Sports, located next to Putter’s Bar and Grill.

Paradise Sportse offers a wide selection of college-brand merchandise and sports supplies. Fans of athletic competition among holders of high-school diplomas can sport a variety of Nike shorts and jerseys from colleges such as Duke, Kentucky, and Villanova ($32), and fashion-conscious baseball fans can attract JumboTron lenses with Dodgers or Red Sox T-shirts ($20) or MLB team jerseys ($55). Evade vicious sunbeams with Titleist bucket hats ($24), or swat away golf balls, errant geese, and sentient sand traps with clubs from Titleist, TaylorMade, Cleveland, and more ($149+).