Colonial dentists successfully filled uneven grins with wooden teeth, but timbered jaws would splinter during extreme outbursts against English aggression. Undergo modern care with today's Groupon for oral and facial treatments at Park Avenue Oral & Facial Surgery, P.C. in Manhattan:
- For $24, you get a full oral abnormality screening (a $150 value).
- For $250, you get your choice of tooth extraction (a $850 value) or a sleep apnea consultation and home sleep test (a $1,200 value).
Board-certified oral surgeon Dr. Ruben Cohen heads this modern practice that specializes in surgical procedures for the mouth, jaws, face, and skull. His recently renovated office is equipped with the latest technology to diagnose and treat problematic frontispieces. Using a VELscope visualizer, staff will perform a two-minute, non-invasive scan of the head, neck, and mouth to identify abnormal tissues, which could be the early sign of a bacterial infection, inflammation, or oral cancer. These readings are paired with a comprehensive physical inspection.
While noted for their intelligence and intriguing dinner party conversations, wisdom teeth can prove to be unwelcome guests in plentiful grins. Park Avenue's dental doormen bounce a surplus molar or any other socially unacceptable fangs from multitudinous mouthfuls. People who snore heavily, regularly wake up with headaches, or frequently fight off falling asleep while trying to solve a Chinese finger trap may suffer from sleep apnea caused by airways restrictions during sleep. Guests may undergo a consultation to determine potential symptom sources and a home test to track nightly breathing patterns and subconscious rounds of pillow boxing. As a bonus for Groupon customers, for $2,500, patients can fill gaps in cuspid canyons with a custom dental implant (normally $5,200) for unbroken smilescapes and includes surgery, abutment, and crown. Clients may schedule their appointment online or by calling (212) 988-6725.
- Cohen practices a full scope of oral and maxillofacial surgery, with special focus on the treatment of obstructive sleep apnea, craniofacial deformities, pathology, bone grafting, extractions and dental implants. – Fred Michmershuizen, DTA, Dental Tribune