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Falling from the heights of your brother's top bunk is no cause for celebration, but it's excellent cause for a Swedish massage. Today's Groupon will soothe all your plummeting physical woes with an hour-long Swedish massage ($60) at Personal Touch Salon and Spa for $30.

Personal Touch Salon and Spa, located here, is a three-time Best of Citysearch rejuvenation center populated by hands, most of which are connected to professional massage therapists.

Personal Touch's Swedish massage will make you realize why Swedes always look so happily relaxed and unknotted when they wake up for another day of lumberjacking. The masterful strokes of the hour-long Swedish massage will increase your blood's circulation, tenderize your muscle and skin tone, and put you in a concentrated state of bliss usually attained only by blades of grass and babies asleep on top of sleeping dogs.

If Swedish Fish bellyaches still haunt your psyche, you can use the $60 worth of massage credit toward another massage by covering the difference. Experience the blissful life of the paper beneath your paperweight with a hot stone massage ($80), or taunt your cannibal neighbors by dousing your body with a restorative green tea and lime leaf massage, pomegranate and cranberry massage, or a milk and honey massage ($70 each).

More energizing than a singing telegram, a Personal Touch massage will rejuvenate your body's petals until they're posturing pristinely in the sun once again. If one relaxation exaltation isn't enough, you can buy up to three Groupons for yourself.

Reviews

Citysearchers give Personal Touch Day Spa a Best of Citysearch award (and another and another) and a perfect five stars, and Yahoo users agree:

• Everyone was so nice and friendly; I would go back to just to hang out…I highly recommend this place. – kmolso, Citysearch
• it was amazing! Everyone is so friendly; I felt like I was hanging out with friends!... I cannot wait to go back and take a friend. – blondie263426, Citysearch
• In A League Of Their Own…They were very professional in all aspects. – j, Yahoo