What You'll Get
The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a rejuvenating leg treatment (a $65 value), a neck and shoulder massage (a $20 value), and a hot-stone hand massage (a $15 value) at Physician's Center for Beauty, located in the heart of St. Mathews.
Physician's Center for Beauty despottifies cloudy complexions and unkinks muscles with a suite of aesthetic spa treatments administered by the delicate hands of licensed aestheticians. The rejuvenating leg treatment sloughs off dead skin cells before blanketing lower limbs in a moisturizing relaxing serum, ensuring legs smooth enough to sweet-talk tired feet out of leaving them. To ease tensions between upper- and lower-body muscles, diplomatic aestheticians unknot necks and shoulders, and pamper tired arms and hands with a hot-stone massage.
The welcoming color palette of warm neutrals and earthy accents sets a tranquil tone for body-buffing treatments, and because a plastic surgeon supervises all treatments, guests can get expert advice on the safest method for transplanting Barbie heads onto G.I. Joe figurines.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. May split Groupon between people. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.