What You'll Get
Before ovens, direct sunlight was needed to bake cake batter, ruining the birthday dreams of countless bats. Enjoy baked treats in your darkened domicile with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of baked goods and a waived pickup fee from Piece of Cake by Valerie Herrera on Raton Drive. This Groupon cannot be used to pay for delivery.
Valerie Herrera, a skillful cake manipulator and civil engineer, builds humble egg and flour foundations into towering dessert structures. The light texture of vanilla tres leches cakes ($20) wins over pitchfork-toting tongue mobs outraged at its unnatural fusion of three milk types, and strawberries doused in chocolate and dusted with sprinkles ($20 a dozen) tempt even even-tempered palates. Batches of nine walnut-infused brownies ($7.58) and batches of 24 carrot cupcakes ($21.65) prove desirable additions to any permanent dessert collection.
Free flavor consultations teach cake commissioners which fillings and frostings to favor when designing the multilayer custom desserts ($0.75–$1 per serving) that will grace their divorce receptions. Patrons should give 48 hours' notice for custom cakes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per order. Limit 1 per visit. Consultation required. Carryout only. Delivery available for additional $5 within 20mi. of El Paso; greater distance subject to additional fee. 48hr notice required for custom cakes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.