What You'll Get
Make yourself look like you spent the past month in Mexico sunbathing while you fished salmon with a pair of socks and three feet of copper wire. For $40, you get one month of unlimited access to Planet Bronze Tanning Salon (a $100 value), a spotlessly clean tanning salon in Renton.
Choose any month you want (October, November, December, June, April, and more) to obtain a healthy glow. Planet Bronze offers both UV and UV-free tanning options. If you crave the warm touch of the sun, choose from three levels of tanning beds (conventional, medium, and high pressure) depending on the richness of your wanted tan. All are designed to boost melanin production in the fewest sessions humanly possible. Tanning bed times range from 12 to 20 minutes, depending on the intensity. People who prefer to live life with a faux glow can opt for UV-free tanning. As you stand in a booth, the UV-free tanning machine will spray you head to toe with a fine mist of high-quality bronzing solution. In less than a minute, you'll emerge with a whole new skin, like the tanning scene in Magnolia. Both ultra-futuristic tanning tactics are included in this all-access pass.
Pre-bronzing preps your skin for sun exposure on a tropical vacation or saves you the vacation time you'd normally spend lying by a pool. By freeing you of vacation-tan-burden, you can better spend time snorkeling, zip-lining, zip-snorkeling, shark-teasing, boarding, and de-boarding cruise ships.
- This salon is so amazing. They are family owned and they immediately welcome you and make you feel so comfortable that you will never want to leave. – jsteph, Citysearch
- Best tanning salon I've ever been to!! They are one of the cleanest and nicest salons in town! I highly recommend going there. You won't ever go anywhere else again!!!! CSMobileUser, Citysearch
New Clothing Colors for Tanned Skin
After you’ve worked on deepening your tan, add some new colors to your wardrobe to better match your skin tone, but make sure that the colors you’re wearing reflect your personality. Here are what some popular clothing colors say about their wearers:
Red: You were born in Montana and your childhood best friend called you Puddin.
Yellow: Every September 17, you get a migraine headache as you are visited by the ghost of the former mayor of Raleigh, North Carolina: Avery C. Upchurch.
Green: Your embarrassing victory on a 2004 episode of Jeopardy! caused you to become estranged from your family.
Orange: When you were 21, you gained the ability to communicate with hungry dogs.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.