Straws were invented to challenge the human mouth, which had become bored after mastering whistling, mastication, and auctioneering. Put your lips together and grow with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get two small smoothies at Planet Smoothie on New Broad Street (a $9.56 value).

Planet Smoothie sends sippers on a healthy tongue-trip with a menu of customizable smoothies, which can be made with Pro-Yo frozen yogurt, offering friendly probiotic cultures that can benefit the immune and digestive systems. Tackle typhus while punch-drunk on peaches and strawberries with the Yo’ Adriane, which comes with a clarifying fiber blast, or opt for the 2 Piece Bikini—with bananas, vanilla, and your choice of strawberries or cocoa and a fat burner blast—to help keep your legs shapely when you kick sand into the faces of the meek.

Planet Smoothie's Pink Promise smoothies blend indulgence and altruism with a portion of the proceeds supporting Susan G. Komen for the Cure, an organization that fights breast cancer. All smoothies can be sweetened with LeanLeaf sweetener containing stevia, which is sweeter than sugar but is less likely to harm your teeth or your Wilford Brimley.

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