Enduring tedious treadmills and dull weights for weeks on end can cause blinding rage or legendary singer-songwriter Neil Young to fall into amalgam goo and gain superpowers. Sensualize exercise with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a five-class pass to PoleLaTeaz (a $70 value). All classes must be completed within 45 days of activation.
PoleLaTeaz's heart-pumping workouts tone muscles, slim waistlines, increase flexibility, and boost students' confidence, raising sexiness levels 12.5 Zeta-Joneses higher than the national average. Classes exist for all levels of dancing experience: learn floor moves during Floor Play (formerly known as Freaky Floorwork), summon your inner vixen with Sultry Pole, or dance your butt off during Jiggle It, a class dedicated to the posterior. PoleLaTeaz's down-to-earth instructors help pupils perfect their prowess during sessions, which can burn more calories than the same amount of time spent unsexily treadmilling, stair-climbing, lifting Aunt Gladys above your head, or attacking a punching bag made from recycled car batteries. Due to experience requirements and capacity limitations, be sure to check the calendar and preregister online.
As CNN Medical Correspondent Judy Fortin discovered during her visit to Atlanta, PoleLaTeaz's flirty-fitness classes encourage self-confidence as much as toned muscles. Led by studio owner Angela Edwards and her staff of experienced instructors, sultry sessions range from introductory pole dancing to suspended yoga. Each class retains an all-female roster to further promote a comfortable environment. Before participants learn routines consisting of swings, swivels, and uncanny imitations of flagpoles, they also work to gain agility by practicing Pilates stretches.
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