Unkempt lawns, like heads shampooed with Mountain Dew, are plagued with stunted growth, premature bald spots, and a neon-yellow tinge. Grow healthy grass follicles with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an initial yard cleaning (up to a $179.94 value) and one follow-up cleaning (up to a $43.14 value) from Poop 911 (up to a $223.08 total value). This Groupon is valid within Los Angeles, Orange, San Bernadino, and Riverside counties.

Poop 911's uniformed excrement excavators revitalize lawns of all sizes as they scoop and sack pet droppings. During a yard cleaning, waste removers ferret out all kinds of fecal matter, leaving grass free of former kibbles, digested bits, and macerated rugby cleats. Valid for homes with up to seven hounds, each subsequent waste-removal service improves the look, the feel, and the scent of yards, and a follow-up cleaning allows barefoot homeowners to safely stroll properties and crabwalk to the mailbox without fear.