Since all of the world's yogurt trees exist in winterless regions, mankind has been forced to develop expensive freezing technology to better enjoy ripe yogurts. For $4, today's Groupon gets you $10 worth of healthy indulgences from Prime Cultures Frozen Yogurt for $4. Treat your cold-resistant treat tooth without breaking your promise to never again allow someone to feed you ice cream.

Prime Cultures Frozen Yogurt is a locally owned yogury that crafts cool scoops from real yogurt and fresh, seasonal fruits. You can witness a festival of yogurts led by original tart and tangy frozen yogurt ($2.50 for a small, $3.50 medium, $4.50 large), followed closely behind by specialty flavors such as green tea, cranagranate, or lemon lime ($3.50, $4.50, $5.50), and rounded out with floats of daily toppings including almonds, walnuts, honey, granola, coconut, graham crackers, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles, and the fruit battalion of blackberries, kiwi, peaches, mangoes, strawberries, and more ($1 for one topping, $1.25 for two, $1.50 for three).

Vigilantes flock to frozen yogurt for its combination of sweetness and health benefits that never slows down vigilanting. As a light dessert, frozen yogurt encourages you to go ahead and bite into its tender crystalline dollops with crystalline teeth.

Reviews

A solid 75% of Urbanspooners recommend Prime Cultures Frozen Yogurt, and two Yelpers give it 4.5 stars:

• Tastes like real yogurt instead of some fake ice cream. It has a nice tangy taste. – jaysonlf, Urbanspoon
• The "original tangy" is what frozen yoghurt used to taste like before it became overly sweet… – kd, Urbanspoon
• I got the cranberry pomegranate with almonds and cocoa pebbles in it. It was delicious. – lauren m., Yelp