When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse"; when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a small Pet Loo dog potty from Pup-Pee Solutions (a $149 value). This Groupon may also be applied toward the purchase of a larger-size Pet Loo.
Pup-Pee Solutions’ innovative pet toilets provide busy dog, cat, and small-animal owners with a hygienic, eco-friendly alternative to frequent midnight strolls and early-morning walks. The small Pet Loo, sized for small dogs, cats, guinea pigs, and rabbits, is a 17”x20” lawn of soft, synthetic grass surrounded by a sturdy, reinforced base designed to support the weight of the animal and any number of bewildered insects. Pet waste is drained into an acid- and odor-resistant catchment jug, allowing pet owners to easily dispose of waste into the nearest toilet or neighbors’ backyard. Though not included with today’s Groupon, catchment jugs can be accessorized with a biodegradable Pee Pod ($19.99 for a seven-pack) sprinkled in Wee Sponge—a powder that rapidly absorbs urine and transforms it into a solidified gel—effectively trapping airborne odors in a JELL-O-like prison.
Some apartment dwellers might revel in this convenient contraption, which gives pets a designated indoor or outdoor area to relieve themselves. Both young and old pets can be trained to use the Pet Loo through a balanced combination of praise, rewards, and monetary bribes when necessary.