Rugs routinely withstand a home's dirtiest deeds, such as lawn-mower races and butter-melting contests. Restore your home's most downtrodden assets with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $150 worth of eco-friendly rug cleaning, or tile or upholstery cleaning, from PureGreen. Rug pickup and delivery are included. PureGreen will service homes in Bergen, Hudson, Essex, Passaic, Union, Middlesex, Morris, Somerset, Monmouth, and Mercer counties.

Though the eco-minded expungers at PureGreen can banish muck from couch cushions or scrape grime from tile and grout, rug cleaning is their forte. PureGreen uses eco-friendly cleaning products and a meticulous multi-step primping process to remove allergens, mites, bacteria, stains, and spiteful odors from a multitude of rug types, including cotton, wool, nylon, olefin, and silk. After dropping by to pick up your precious shag stomper, PureGreen will use its Rugbadger machine to send harmonic vibrations through the back of the rug, shaking away lingering dust, soil, and Tom Jones impersonators. A PureGreen cleaner will then pre-test your floor toupee for wet cleanability and give it either a thorough shampoo and rinse or dry cleaning. The process ends with an odor-dispelling deodorizing treatment. Textile turf will once again adorn your parlor with grace and pamper feet like a butler made of bubble wrap. Prices vary based on fabric type, but typically range from $0.28 to $0.40 per square foot of rug and $1 per square foot of tile and grout. Call ahead to get a free estimate and schedule your pickup.