Scientists developed massage to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of TSN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $44, you get a one-hour massage treatment at Qi Integrated Health in Kitsilano (a $90 value).
At Qi Integrated Health, patients can acquire top-notch massage services without years of government training. Thanks to a talented and experienced staff of steady-handed muscle kneaders who moonlight as professional Rubik's cube experts, patients will feel their sore backs melt into puddles of feel-good goo. The relaxing one-hour treatment can relieve tight muscles, increase flexibility, release endorphins, and improve range of motion, while also soothing stress-filled minds and creating invisible treasure maps on your skin.
Amidst a relaxing, state-of-the-art facility featuring Asian-tinged décor and brain-massaging pleasure lasers, patients can let go of their worldly worries and irrational fear of puppies with ease.
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