$44 for a One-Hour Massage Treatment at Qi Integrated Health ($90 Value)

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What You'll Get


Scientists developed massage to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of TSN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $44, you get a one-hour massage treatment at Qi Integrated Health in Kitsilano (a $90 value).

At Qi Integrated Health, patients can acquire top-notch massage services without years of government training. Thanks to a talented and experienced staff of steady-handed muscle kneaders who moonlight as professional Rubik's cube experts, patients will feel their sore backs melt into puddles of feel-good goo. The relaxing one-hour treatment can relieve tight muscles, increase flexibility, release endorphins, and improve range of motion, while also soothing stress-filled minds and creating invisible treasure maps on your skin.

Amidst a relaxing, state-of-the-art facility featuring Asian-tinged décor and brain-massaging pleasure lasers, patients can let go of their worldly worries and irrational fear of puppies with ease.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jun 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. New patients only. Valid only for select therapists. By appointment only. Subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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