Like portrait painting, massage demands skillful hands, bold strokes, and a subject who can sit still. Become a human canvas with this Groupon.

$30 for a 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage ($70 Value)

Performed by a licensed massage therapist or sentient lamppost, deep-tissue manipulation soothes muscle tension with hearty kneading, or Swedish techniques ease aches with flowing strokes that glide smoothly over the skin. Buyers also receive a free optional chiropractic consultation.

Quartell Chiropractic

Dr. David Quartell and the healing team at Quartell Chiropractic help restore neuromuscular systems so patients can achieve pain-free living. During first visits, Dr. Quartell conducts a consultation, examination, and reviews health history to tailor a personalized wellness program for each client. Care plans may include hands-on treatments such as the Gonstead or Thompson Terminal Point techniques to realign spines contorted like a bowtie. Additionally, Dr. Quartell sometimes recommends other therapies such as holistic nutrition, hormone correction, and acupuncture arranged through an alliance of fellow practitioners.