Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour massage at Rejuvenation Station (up to a $70 value).
Rejuvenation Station’s owner, licensed massage therapist Rufino Zisumbo, improves clients’ overall well-being by soothing ruffled muscles with various bodywork techniques that include therapeutic, shiatsu, and sports massage and reflexology. Warm, peaceful surroundings, soft music, and a specially designed massage table serve every creature comfort as guests settle in for one-hour sessions. Legs aching from daily stresses and shoulders sore from tackling marble statues loosen beneath the long, flowing strokes of a Swedish massage. Oils slick bodies to lessen friction for racing fingers that delve more deeply into relaxed areas with increased pressure and knot-seeking knuckles. From head to feet, Rufino carefully reworks every tangled thatch of tissues to bestow the gifts of flexibility, improved sleep and concentration, and reduced aches and anxiety.
Though Rejuvenation Station sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.