What You'll Get
While ancient shamans believed it was safe to cut tension with a knife, the procedure only produces smaller, more potent tensionettes. Let a professional decimate the spawn of stress with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage at Relaxa Massage, located in Monona(a $70 value). Today's deal is not valid for the sports massage.
At Relaxa Massage, therapist João Frasier, CLMT, reduces muscular maladies through a variety of personalized, naturally therapeutic massages. The deep-tissue massage distracts dermal defenses with a hypnotically shiny watch while digging deep to relieve tension in over-worked lower layers of muscle and connective tissues. Treat trans-continental tension with a Swedish massage, which incorporates five styles of long, flowing strokes to help reduce pain, joint stiffness, and improve the punting abilities of patients with osteoarthritis of the knee. The trigger-point massage pinpoints pain at its source by kneading palpable nodules and flattening fibrous flaws.
Located inside Tinnen Family Chiropractic, Relaxa Massage's professional, restorative services bestow bodies with a multitude of benefits, including increased flexibility, blood flow, and tension relief that doesn't involve sight gags or poorly-constructed puns.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for Swedish, deep tissue or trigger point Massage. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.