What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to Relaxation Station, located in Brookfield. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get $40 worth of custom-scented bath and body products.
- For $35, you get two 30-minute Swedish massages (an $80 value).
- For $99, you get three one-hour Swedish massages (a $195 value).
The gentle hands at Relaxation Station immerse physiques in multi-sensory bliss by smoothing out wrinkled muscles and mixing custom fragrances for use in bath salts, scrubs, incense, and a host of other body balms. Noses sniff out rich bergamot or combine sweet marjoram and orange with the help of staff members, who then transform liter bottles of shampoo or conditioner ($15–$17 for 1 liter) into the foundations of bath-time English tea parties. A trio of bath bombs ($2.50) infused with thyme create dirt-defying depth charges that can also be used to brine a turkey, and 8-ounce bottles of body wash ($4.50–$6) graced with essential oil of rose cultivate secret gardens of aromatic bubbles.
A jewel-toned glass of wine from Oliver Winery complements popular Swedish massages, which send long, fluid strokes to the skinscape's far corners to improve circulation and melt tension between warring muscle groups. Palms and forearms knead knotted lumps with medium-to-deep pressure, producing soft inner pretzels for the body to snack on as minds drift away from stressful thoughts. Groupon holders should book their massages online to ensure relaxed visits.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must book appointment online. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required or $65 fee for hour-long massages or $35 fee for 30 minute massages will apply. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Relaxation Station
Relaxation Station bills itself as an alternative to the garish wallpaper and crowded lobbies of some other spas, providing an uncrowded, quiet environment where stress is massaged away. In a private environment, Relaxation Station’s massage therapists identify and correct the underlying causes of discomfort, whether they're caused by old sports injuries or frequent naps atop a pile of gold and bones. Clients can enjoy comfortable temperatures and muted colors in each of Relaxation Station’s rooms, where they may drink Teavana tea or Oliver wines.