What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon to Relaxed & Revitalized. For $32, choose between the following healing options (each a $65 value):
- 60-minute massage
- 60-minute Pranic healing treatment
Relaxed & Revitalized's owner, Jeannette Dashjian, treats weary muscles with a professionalism and tranquility gleaned from 25 years of experience. Able to locate specific sources of pain and alleviate pressure, she can tailor her massages to treat back pain and restricted movement, as well as stress and depression. For a hands-off approach to self-repair, she also practices Pranic healing to balance and clean the body's energy fields. This technique harmonizes life-force energy in affected body parts, restoring their tissue and their ability to regenerate by absorbing baby giggles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon forfeited. By appointment only; subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.