In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Renaissance Spa & Health Center in New Castle (a $50 value). Renaissance Spa & Health Center rejuvenates world-worn bone abodes with muscle-molding massages and patient education. Those weary from the stresses of domesticating stubborn centaurs can unwind with a one-hour Swedish massage, which uses long, connective strokes and kneads to increase circulation, promote relaxation, and coax out deep-seeded body aches and internal grudges. Peace seekers can take in Renaissance’s relaxing spa atmosphere as they sigh a heartfelt goodbye to muscle tension and pain.

Reviews

Three Insider Pagers give Renaissance Spa & Health Center five stars:

• It has a peaceful atmosphere & they offer many services. We especially love their massages & go there whenever we're in the area. – Cutie P.
• I had a fabulous massage while visiting in the area! The therapist was so pleasant and kind. – A W.