$69 for a Relaxation-Massage Package at Rogue Health, LLC in Medford ($183 Value)

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What You'll Get

Human bodies, like music boxes and pocket watches, are elegantly designed to offer their owners a lifetime of pleasure unless mechanical difficulties keep them from unwinding. Ease corporeal gear grinding with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a relaxation-massage package at Rogue Health, LLC in Medford (a $183 total value). The package includes:

  • 90-minute relaxation massage (a $95 value) with heated mineral clay (a $10 value)
  • Half-hour ionic footbath (a $39 value)
  • Massage chair with far-infrared heat lamp (a $39 value)

Rogue Health, LLC's licensed myotherapist Therese Holliday takes the helm in gently guiding ailing patients out of wellness eddies and into serene channels with a boatload of personalized holistic services. Surrender aching soul cages to the soothing power of human touch as a 90-minute therapeutic massage dispatches 10-fingered forays into pockets of resistant tension, unties knotted muscles, and swaddles stiff backs in nape-to-waist strata of mineral-rich clay and moist towels. Next, a massaging recliner chair presents softened sinews to far-infrared lamps that target weak tissues with pain-seeking beams. As the coup de grâce, a 30-minute plunge into an ionic footbath reels toxins from weary tootsies with its siren-ionic song, neutralizing, drawing out, and sentencing improperly charged particles to a dirt-hued watery grave. Like the fountain of youth, Rogue Health, LLC works its white magic Monday–Saturday by online appointment only.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Services are non-transferable. Online appointment scheduling required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Rogue Health LLC

A licensed myotherapist, licensed craniosacral therapist, and certified nutritional therapist, Therese Holliday is a holistic renaissance woman. The multitalented wellness expert’s services draw on all three disciplines to pull off a host of veritable palliative miracles, such as providing respite from allergies or improving posture, previously only available by paying a stunt double to play your torso. Her bodywork, medical myotherapy, and energy work aim to extract chronic pain from underlying muscle structures. Drawing on her plant-based nutrition certification through Cornell University, she helps clients right their diets to stave off illness in the long term.

Rogue Health LLC

Massage, Full Body
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