Human bodies, like music boxes and pocket watches, are elegantly designed to offer their owners a lifetime of pleasure unless mechanical difficulties keep them from unwinding. Ease corporeal gear grinding with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a relaxation-massage package at Rogue Health, LLC in Medford (a $183 total value). The package includes:
- 90-minute relaxation massage (a $95 value) with heated mineral clay (a $10 value)
- Half-hour ionic footbath (a $39 value)
- Massage chair with far-infrared heat lamp (a $39 value)
Rogue Health, LLC's licensed myotherapist Therese Holliday takes the helm in gently guiding ailing patients out of wellness eddies and into serene channels with a boatload of personalized holistic services. Surrender aching soul cages to the soothing power of human touch as a 90-minute therapeutic massage dispatches 10-fingered forays into pockets of resistant tension, unties knotted muscles, and swaddles stiff backs in nape-to-waist strata of mineral-rich clay and moist towels. Next, a massaging recliner chair presents softened sinews to far-infrared lamps that target weak tissues with pain-seeking beams. As the coup de grâce, a 30-minute plunge into an ionic footbath reels toxins from weary tootsies with its siren-ionic song, neutralizing, drawing out, and sentencing improperly charged particles to a dirt-hued watery grave. Like the fountain of youth, Rogue Health, LLC works its white magic Monday–Saturday by online appointment only.
Rogue Health LLC
A licensed myotherapist, licensed craniosacral therapist, and certified nutritional therapist, Therese Holliday is a holistic renaissance woman. The multitalented wellness expert’s services draw on all three disciplines to pull off a host of veritable palliative miracles, such as providing respite from allergies or improving posture, previously only available by paying a stunt double to play your torso. Her bodywork, medical myotherapy, and energy work aim to extract chronic pain from underlying muscle structures. Drawing on her plant-based nutrition certification through Cornell University, she helps clients right their diets to stave off illness in the long term.
737 Golf View Rd.
Medford, Oregon 97504