Modern males have approximately 60,000 thoughts per day, almost all of which revolve around whether a barbershop pole is peppermint or spearmint flavored. Taste test with today's Groupon to Roosters. Choose between the following options:

• For $12, you get a Roosters Club cut (a $25 value)

• For $20, you get a father-son-haircut package (a $40 value), which includes:
  • A Roosters Club cut (a $25 value)
  • A young-men's cut (a $15 value)

The expert barbers at Roosters transform the unkempt coiffures of men and boys into stylish works of hair art with classic cuts and grooming services. During the barbershop's signature Roosters Club cut, hair hotshots rid manes of oils, dirt, and long-lost brushes with a massaging shampoo before drying tresses and relaxing scalps with warm steam towels. Next, scissors snip strands and then style freshly trimmed locks into desired ‘dos with American Crew hair products. Each men’s cut wraps up head-nest overhauls with a daub of powder and a splash of aftershave to soothe freshly shaved necks. Keeping future adults feeling as pampered as current adults, young-men’s cuts sculpt boyish mop tops into follicle formations as stately as an Elvis wig made out of a map of Tennessee. With elegant barber chairs situated in an open formation, the haircuttery fosters lively conversation between neighboring stylists and clients, just like the barbershops of yore, but without the antiquated sounds of dial-up Internet.

Though Roosters features a discounted price for military, police, fire, and EMS personnel, this Groupon still offers the best deal available for most people.