Unlike Similac Baby Formula, which is unfairly reserved for babies and experimenting teens, wine can also be consumed by adults. Separate the towerers from the toddlers with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a wine tasting for two and a bottle of wine to take home at Sand Hill Vineyards (up to a $26 value depending on the bottle you choose). This award-winning vineyard is located in Geary, less than an hour's drive west of Oklahoma City.

Boasting a full arsenal of medals and bottle honors, Sand Hill Vineyards presents Oklahomans with premium pouring grounds. Grab a friend or loved one and sip samples of pinot grigio, merlot, and Riesling at Sand Hill's tasting room (normally a $3 tasting fee per person). You'll also receive a bottle of wine that you can take home to love and raise as your own, only to eventually consume its insides and dispose of its empty shell. Fans of white wines will appreciate a chardonnay ($12) or Riesling ($12); on the colorful end of the spectrum, try a chocolate port-style wine ($20), a cabernet reserve ($18), or choose from a number of other options.

Drinking wine is like slipping a pair of rose-tinted glasses on your mind. The peaceful pour works quickly to enhance pleasantries (your dining companion, your meal, your hand-cobbled variegated corn-ear loafers) while sentencing all of your worries to a time-out in the corner. Get this Groupon and share the fermented-grape-juice magic with someone you love or someone you want to love you. Sand Hill Vineyards is open daily from noon until 6 p.m. Call ahead to schedule for parties of eight or more.