Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Serenite Spa. Choose from the following options:
- For $30, you get a 35-minute classic Swedish massage or aroma stone-therapy massage (a $60 Value).
- For $49, you get a one-hour classic Swedish massage or aroma stone-therapy massage (a $110 Value).
- For $69, you get an 80-minute classic Swedish massage or
aroma stone-therapy massage (a $140 Value).
The staff at Serenite Spa pampers torsos with tranquility-inducing and rejuvenating massages. A resident muscle manipulator employs gentle kneads and strokes to evict stress from its subcutaneous burrows during the classic Swedish massage, which boosts circulation and lymphatic drainage. Alternatively, the aroma stone-therapy massage uses balmy boulders across tense backs and shoulders to ease pain and stress caused by hitchhiking piggybackers. Fragrant oils assist in unwinding the body as they rev up olfactory engines and leave epidermises supple and sleek. Patrons sashay out of their sessions feeling limber, serene, and full of energy.
Driven by the motto "It's all about healing," the staff at Serenite Spa renews mind, body, and spirit through holistic bodywork and skincare. They perform luxe body treatments that extract tension from the back, soothe the scalp, and awaken eye muscles that stayed up all night studying for an eye exam. Massage therapists knead muscles with special attention to aches and pains, often incorporating essential oils to enhance relaxation. During skincare services, aestheticians frost skin with Dermalogica products, which are known to promote skin health by using pure ingredients without artificial colours, fragrances, or cheap fillers.