Every golf course goes through a rebellious phase, sprouting water hazards, obnoxious sand traps, or an anchor tattoo on its back nine. Learn to dominate wily turfs with today's Groupon: for $59, you get two men's golf-conditioning clinic sessions (a $40 value), one golf simulator experience (up to a $40 value), and one swing analysis (a $49 value) at Serenity Valley in Burlington (up to a $129 total value).

At Serenity Valley, skilled instructors design golf-geared workouts to help budding golfers bulk up their bodies and bolster their technique. Club-wielding Groupon customers can utilize the PGA Tour golf simulator for one hour, whose camera system records each swing and hole-in-one victory cartwheel. Instructors then play back the video frame by frame to analyze golfers' techniques and discuss areas for improvement. Simulator sessions also include a full-body assessment, during which each student's posture, strength, and flexibility are measured and recorded on needlepoint pillows. After the analysis, students delve into a personalized workout that incorporates Pilates, stretching, and strength-based exercises to build core strength. The workout targets muscles used during golf games, helping golfers master a swing as smooth and powerful as a slow dance with a tub of margarine.

Instructors are happy to personalize classes based on the needs of the group or demands sent by singing telegram. This conditioning package can be spread out over the course of two or three visits.