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Reviewed April 9, 2012
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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavy-set brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Serenity Wellness. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute integrative massage (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a 90-minute integrative massage (a $95 value).
The muscle manipulators at Serenity Wellness tend to overworked bodies and minds within a tranquil oasis, replete with heated massage tables and a complimentary glass of wine. After being greeted with a red or white libation and a hot towel, clients confer with therapists to describe especially tense muscle conglomerates or unfairly overworked limbs. The integrative massage session then combines multiple techniques, from deep tissue to Swedish, in order to provide whole-body healing and a profound relaxation that’s hard to come by outside of purposefully falling into a three-day coma during a long holiday weekend. Serenity’s heated tables and intimate atmosphere help ensure abnormally abundant comfort.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Serenity Wellness
Enveloped in earth tones, the interior of Serenity Wellness soothes the senses as much as the services provided by the spa's staff. Spanning the spectrum of relaxation with massages, facials, and body treatments, these procedures help restore the body by reducing aches, cleansing the skin, and tracing lullaby lyrics on tense backs.