What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage (a $50 value) and a Lock My Rate card (a $35 value) at Simple Cure Massage Therapy in Mesa (an $85 total value).
An award-winning house of kneading, Simple Cure Massage Therapy employs licensed massage therapists to deliver relief to achy, overtired backs. Choose between a Swedish massage—the classic stress-relieving, circulation-improving, ligament-lingonberrying full-body workup—or a deep-tissue massage, which focuses on healing chronic pain by delving deep into the muscles. Stretch out in your peaceful, private room as the soothing strokes ease and manipulate crabby shoulders, and sigh with relief as knots loosen, blood flow improves, and tissues are tenderized to release their full flavor.
Guests can maintain their newfound limb looseness with the Lock My Rate card, which grants unlimited massages at a discounted rate for one year. The membership allows soothe-seekers to indulge in a Swedish or deep-tissue muscle-melter for $35 for a 60-minute massage or $55 for 90 minutes. Though other discounts cannot be applied with this card, rejuvenated high-fives will still be provided.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Non-transferable. Not valid with movie promotion. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Simple Cure Massage Therapy
Pain can come in many forms, and Simple Cure Massage Therapy's single remedy works to address them all. The massage clinic's skilled therapists help adults, seniors, and even children to find relief from pain due to physical injury, overworked muscles, or stress from feuding with imaginary best friends. The massage therapists customize each treatment to accommodate clients' rehabilitation goals and problem areas, and they use massage techniques including lava stones, trigger-point therapy, and deep, targeted kneads. The clinic's staff also holds sessions where clients can learn relaxation techniques that they can self-administer, including stretching, hot and cold therapy, and self-hugging.
Along with a wide variety of massage techniques, Simple Cure Massage Therapy offers many customized skincare treatments. Technicians carefully analyze clients' skin in order to create an effective skin treatment, customized to a client's individual needs. Facials address a multitude of issues including acne, hyperpigmentation, and signs of aging. After skin has been pampered, technicians can also remove unwanted hair from the face.