Most Sasquatch sightings depict Bigfoot as an angry, lumbering beast, but few reports mention how long it's been since someone massaged the sensitive creature's wilderness-battered feet or returned one of its handwritten letters. Tame tension and think about Bigfoot's shoes with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a Get in the Zone foot treatment—including a reflexology foot massage (a $60 value), a mineral bath (a $5 value), a clay foot mask (a $5 value), a sugar scrub (a $5 value), and a foot moisturizer (a $5 value)—at Sole Zones Reflexology & Massage in Columbia (an $80 total value).

The luxurious confines of Sole Zones Reflexology & Massage host a staff of nimble-fingered therapists who exfoliate, scrub, and knead fatigued feet. Skilled in tootsie cartography, the therapist will perspicaciously navigate the contours of the feet to firmly apply pressure to heels and toes, trigger circulation, relieve tension, and foster holistic balance as clients comfortably recline in padded chairs during the 60-minute reflexology foot massage. During the remainder of the 75-minute Get in the Zone foot treatment, a relaxation-smith soaks soles in a soothing bath of minerals and aromatic herbs, sloughing off sluggish skin cells with a clay foot mask. The extremities expert then cleanses away dirt and vestigial centaur hooves with an invigorating sugar scrub, before sealing in softness with a gently slathered foot moisturizer.