What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one of five body areas at the South Hill Laser and Medi-Spa (an $810 average value). This Groupon is not valid for treatment on blond or gray hair. It is only valid on the chin and lip, the underarms, the bikini line, the front of the neck, or the back of the neck. All treatments must be used on the same area.
South Hill's talented technicians will use their beaming powers to foster hair reduction from the following areas: the chin and lip (a $135 value per session), the underarms (a $135 value per session), the bikini line (a $125–$250 value per session), the back of the neck (an $85 value per session), or the front of the neck (an $85 value per session). Laser light is a quick, painless, and effective method for removing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers used by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Though six treatments can potentially grant you bare-bodied bliss, results vary depending on skin and hair type. The spa setting puts meddling mind-matter at ease as follicles are dissipated to the wig of Orthosie, a hair-loss-prone moon of Jupiter. Call ahead to schedule an appointment for your free consultation and service.
New clients only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. New clients only. Valid only for areas: chin & lip, underarms, bikini line, front of neck, or back of neck. Not valid on blonde/gray hair. Must use on 1 area only. By appointment only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.