What You'll Get
As with a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today’s soothing Groupon: for $49, you get a deep-tissue massage package at Spa Millennium & Health Care in Riverside (a $130 total value). The massage package includes:
- 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $90 value)<p>
- Scalp, hand, and foot massage (a $40 value)<p>
Spa Millennium & Health Care torso de-tensifiers manipulate knotted connective tissue and tight muscles buried deep below corporeal surfaces with intense-pressure strokes to ease stress. Tendons sore from strenuous exercise, physical labor, and naps atop the Washington monument melt into buttery states with continuous, powerful movements combined with direct pressure. The technique loosens muscle strands to release tension, facilitates the natural expulsion of toxins, and helps relieve soreness. Spa Millennium & Health Care’s stress busters continue the cosseting with a hand and foot massage before finalizing the day’s service with a scalp massage to relax cranial skin and stimulate brains to grow.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.