Cats, like stacks of money, make their owners feel happy, require close monitoring, and often make terrible thief-deterrent systems when placed in front of the house. Become flush with fur with today's Groupon: for $32, you get to adopt a cat or dog from Ellis County SPCA in Waxahachie (up to a $110 value). The adoption includes/covers:

• Microchip ($25 value)
• Vaccinations ($20 value)
• De-wormer ($10 value)
• Care provided during the animal's stay at the shelter (up to a $55 value)
  
  

Ellis County SPCA is a nonprofit organization striving to help homeless or unwanted cats and dogs find permanent, loving homes. Before discovering a four-legged soul mate, interested applicants must complete and flawlessly origami-fold a pre-adoption form to ensure that they and their homes are qualified for pet ownership. Once potential owners are deemed fit and prepared for a pet, they may visit the facility during adoption hours to cuddle and caper around with hairy friends in much the same way death-metal bands bond before each practice. Each adorable quadruped will come home with parvovirus, distemper, and rabies vaccinations, as well as 30 days worth of free vet insurance through ShelterCare.