Ancient Egyptians often threw salt up to the heavens as an offering, which explains why clouds weep, why oceans float, and why birds can't stop tonguing box kites. Enjoy a showering of seasonings with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of spice and seasonings from Spices Etc., an online shop stocked with rack-dwelling flavors.
Spices Etc. helps homebody chefs season plates and palates with exotic herbs, recipe blends, sauces, extracts, and accompanying accessories. In-stock dustings include Hard Times Cincinnati-style chili mix, an authentic blend of Middle American zest that heartily spruces up hot dogs, spaghetti, and toothbrushes ($6.95). Shoppers can also upgrade any decapitated bran muffin with a knifeful of chutney-like fig preserves ($4.95) or light fire to any belly with the georgia peach and vidalia onion hot sauce ($4.95).