What You'll Get
Ancient Egyptians often threw salt up to the heavens as an offering, which explains why clouds weep, why oceans float, and why birds can't stop tonguing box kites. Enjoy a showering of seasonings with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of spice and seasonings from Spices Etc., an online shop stocked with rack-dwelling flavors.
Spices Etc. helps homebody chefs season plates and palates with exotic herbs, recipe blends, sauces, extracts, and accompanying accessories. In-stock dustings include Hard Times Cincinnati-style chili mix, an authentic blend of Middle American zest that heartily spruces up hot dogs, spaghetti, and toothbrushes ($6.95). Shoppers can also upgrade any decapitated bran muffin with a knifeful of chutney-like fig preserves ($4.95) or light fire to any belly with the georgia peach and vidalia onion hot sauce ($4.95).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Online only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.